We had a bizarre conversation in the car this morning:
First I sneezed 3 times.
Mel: Oh man, I have a hair in my nose and it’s making me sneeze!
Sonja: No you don’t, only daddies have hair in their nose.
Mel: Well it was a hair from my head that was stuck to my nose. But everyone has little tiny hairs in their noses.
Sonja: No. They. Don’t.
Mel: Seriously, everyone does. Even you.
Sonja: KIDS DO NOT HAVE HAIRS IN THEIR NOSES!!!!!!!
And then I turned the radio up because there’s no point in arguing with her!